The the impotence of proofreading

Najpierw był świetny wiersz Taylora Mali, którym moja żona katuje dzieci na korkach (te bardziej rozgarnięte):

Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).

So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.

Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.

So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.

a potem pani Joanna Priestley dorobiła do tego obrazki i poprosiła autora, żeby swój tekst przeczytał:


End dis is kul as fak. I ma szansę sklasycznieć w równie cudowny sposób.

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5 Responses to The the impotence of proofreading

  1. sheik.yerbouti says:

    Miód. Sam.

  2. kolega Tetrix says:

    Wierszyk trąci mi nieco fotoszopem, jak pseudo-dysgraficzne jazdy Banksa w Feersum Endjinn… ale i tak daje radę.

  3. vauban says:

    Ejja, przecież Feer­sum Endjinn to samo dobro. Czytałem w NF i dopiero przy trzecim odcinku schwytałem, o co w tym chodzi, ale wizja była piękna od początku.

  4. sheik.yerbouti says:

    Wszystko co dobre jest niemodalne, nieletalne lub uczące.

  5. kolega Tetrix says:

    No OK, ale dysgrafia była fejkowana. Owszem, znacznie lepiej, niż Welsh fejkował szkocką nutę w Trainspotting, ale to akurat żaden wyczyn.